25 Funny One Liners in 2 Minutes
Sunday, June 13th, 2010 at
12:59 am
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25 rather funny one liners from movies in 2 minutes.
MythBusters – One Liners | Top 25 Moments
Wednesday, June 9th, 2010 at
3:36 pm
Don’t miss an ALL NEW TWO HOUR Special MythBusters, premiering Wednesday, June 16th at 9PM e/p, only on Discovery. Check out these hilarious outtakes at dsc.discovery.com Eight years in the making, the MythBusters are counting down their top 25 Moments. Coming in at number 7, some of the most memorable one liners.
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Anyone know any funny one liners or sayings?
Wednesday, June 9th, 2010 at
5:49 am
These are the ones i know.
1.Hooker with bike pedal a55 all over town
2.Man who walks through airport doors is going to bangkok.
3.Man who sleeps with itchy backside wakes up with smelly fingers.
4.Man who eats chicken is full of c0ck.
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Horacio One-Liners
Wednesday, June 9th, 2010 at
1:09 am
Csi Miami David Carusso on-liners
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What are the funniest or lamest "one liners" you have ever heard?
Monday, June 7th, 2010 at
12:01 pm
You know like:
"You must know karate because you have a kicking body"
"Are you tired, because you have been running through my mind all night"
okay time to give your worst that you have heard..! Just for fun!
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Need help on some funny one-liners for something.Best one gets 10?
Monday, June 7th, 2010 at
1:04 am
I want to know some funny 1 liners for an M16. An example would be My M16 does the Ricky Bobby. Another is that My M16 does the stanky leg. Pretty much i want it to be funny and not to perverted. It can relate to anything that a 13-17 would like. Thank you for your time
I want to know some funny 1 liners for an M16. An example would be My M16 does the Ricky Bobby. Another is that My M16 does the stanky leg. Pretty much i want it to be funny and not to perverted. It can relate to anything that a 13-17 would like. Thank you for your time. P.S.- i need 1 liners
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Some funny one liners and some quotes to make you think. I found these amusing did you?
Saturday, June 5th, 2010 at
1:04 am
Blond suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
When there’s a will, I want to be in it.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Criminal Lawyer is a redundancy.
Don’t be irreplaceable; if you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film.
Get a new car for your spouse; it’ll be a great trade!
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
I’m as confused as a baby in a topless bar.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?
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Jewelry Man One-liners (WTF Edition)
Friday, June 4th, 2010 at
3:22 pm
Jewelry Man One-liners (WTF Edition).
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One Liners, funny?
Thursday, June 3rd, 2010 at
5:50 am
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
Ok, so what’s the speed of dark?
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
I intend to live forever – so far, fo good.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked up into jet engines
24 hours in a day …. 24 beers in a case…… coincidence??
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
When I’m not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Why do psychics have to ask you your name?
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
To steal from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
A fool and his money are soon partying.
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it’s a scenic route.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.
Change is inevitable….except from vending machines.
The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
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Are these one-liners funny?
Tuesday, June 1st, 2010 at
1:06 am
1. I have Two daughters. Both are girls.
2. You know it what you did it?
3. Why not brought project file only?
2nd & 3rd display the spoken English "skills" of some of my past teachers.
2nd one was what my teacher said to a student in response to the slap he laid on one of my classmates.
3rd one was what my Sir had said to a bloke who had forgotten his project file at home