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I have been saving this joke for a while. i couldn’t think of a good name for it so I just went with random joke. I hope you enjoy it. Please rate subscribe and comment. Thanks =D
Lieutenant Horatio Caine solves the “murder” of a Miami college professor as his partner Frank gets to grips with the CSI world around him.
A compilation of funny and/or cute scenes from the third season of Criminal Minds. I OWN NOTHING
Really corny one-liners by David Caruso, well it´s not actually David Caruso but Daniel tried to act like him… Enjoy! ———————————————————————————————————- Edited clips showing loads of the corny one-liners used by David Caruso just before the Who song starts on CSI Miami. Sam & Dean impersonate Haratio Caine from CSI: Miami Parody 5×08 Supernat… Sunglass Edition America’s favorite crime solving ginger, Horatio, is looking for a new pair of shades… Jim Carrey Jim shows off his new David Caruso-style look.
These are my pick of some of my favourite quotes, some are classics, some are just my favourites #1 “you can’t fight in here this is the war room” Dr. Strangleove #2 “Houston We have” a problem” Apollo 13 #3 “Hasta la Vista baby” Terminator 2 #4 “Here’s Johnny” The Shining #5 “You had me at hello” Jerry Maguire #6 “Of all the gin joints…” Casablanca #7 “Take your stinking paws off me…” Planet of the Apes #8 “Say hello to my little friend” Scarface #9 “Do I feel lucky, well do ya, Punk?” Dirty Harry #10 “You talking to me?” Taxi Driver #11 “I am serious and dont call me shirley” Airplane #12 “BE-Autiful” Bruce Almighty #13 (Slevin meets Elvis) Lucky Number Slevin #14 “That’s a rock” Con Air #15 “Nothing makes me sadder…” Con Air #16 “Go ahead, make my day” Sudden Impact #17 “May the force be with you” Star Wars #18 “It’s alive!” Frankenstein #19 “Frankly my dear I don’t give a damn” Gone With The Wind #20 “Bond, James Bond” Dr.No #21 “Show me the money” Jerry Maguire #22 “Round up the usual suspects” Casablanca #23 “I couldve had class….” On the Waterfront #24 “You can’t handle the truth” A Few Good Men #25 “I’ll have what she’s having” When Harry Met Sally #26 “We’re gonna need a bigger boat” Jaws #27 “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse” The Godfather #28 “Louis, I think this is the beginning…” Casablanca #29 “Why did you kill that bird asshole” In the Line of Fire #30 (The phone call scene) In the Line of Fire #31″What kind of a sick bitch…” True …
56 Homer Simpson Quotes. Classic quotes from Homer in The Simpsons.
Mike Stern on guitar, Jeff Andrews on Bass and Dave Weckl on Drums!
well not rly brudal but funny 
Geechy Guy clip
I recorded this in 1976 when school was out during summer vacation. I used to enjoy watching this show. George Gobel & Paul Lynde were both hilarious. I decided to record only those 2 guys for a week or so. I recently found the cassette tape and transferred it here for the rest of the world to enjoy. I hope you do!
