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Alexander is an Oompa Lumpa and thinks he’s sexy, Alucard thinks he’s Carmen Sandiego and Willy Wonka, Seras can’t whistle and everyone’s engaged in mortal combat! What’s going on?! This is a compilation of funny clips I made. Watch, enjoy, be confused, but don’t steal. The Credits are in order from how the clips appear.
My facebook page: www.facebook.com So, I’m sorry that I’m one of the only partners that doesn’t give a shit about the “popular” view. Sorry that I’m not willing to change for money or subscribers. But most of all, I’m sorry you have a small penis, it’s not my fault. Thanks for watching, subscribing, favoriting, liking and being AWESOME! Thanks to setherlast for the cool outro: www.youtube.com Suspended again flaggots flag douchebag asshole funny videos comedy rant hilarious jokes amusing ridiculous insane crazy amusing music eminem not afraid recovery no love lady gaga alejandro music shanedawsontv shane dawson sxephil raywilliamjohnson collegehumor nigahiga smosh kevintthoms
here is a short music video made by me Young Savior! nice lyrics great song all around. listen to the words that im using i really like this song be cause it really explains about my hustle and my grind as a rapper you have to keep on and keep going because if you dont youll waste your talent no one wants that. So keep on people keep keeping on like D-pryde and august say! Subscribe – youtube.com ~Lyrics~ Its young savior I’m a sick flow rhymer. I stays on my grind like aggressive in liners. I could bench press the rap game with 2 fingers. I stay buzzin on the beat no metal stinger. Ill never stop imma push til the revelation. I never stop believing in father he’s ever lasting. I spit bars that’ll probably get ya brain turning. Its so easy I do it laying on padded cushions. I recline and lyrically eat instrumentals. It aint hard to see music is what im into. I was born for it born for the for grind. Illuminating the minds of spiritually blind. Lyrically eating these rappers and tasting like curry. You cruising with stale bars so you riding dirty. And me, I stay ripe like sweet cherries. My mind pure you could call me a visionary.
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Thanks to pibrat4life for the McDonalds video. If you have an interesting, weird or crazy video, send it my way. Tell me though, since when did people stop being able to decide what’s good for their kids? If that’s the case, if they CARE so much about your health, why don’t they ban cigarettes and alcohol? Oh that’s right, because they make too much money off of it. So your health is only important when there isn’t a profit to be made. I don’t know, I guess it’s just another thing that drives me crazy. But anyway, thanks for watching and thanks for subscribing, I appreciate it. 
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mike.culotta@cbsradio.com info@broadcastarchitecture.com Since when did the word “Jazz” become one of radio’s “Seven Dirty Words”? No one has talked about this on Radio-Info.com, but Tampa’s WSJT 98.7 (CBS) is no longer calling themselves “Smooth Jazz 98.7″. They’ve taken the “Jazz” part out of the branding and they’re calling themselves “The New Smooth 98.7″. The new name definitely fits the music that they’ve been playing recently. It definitely without a doubt sounds a lot like Broadcast Architecture new “Chillout Radio” format that plays “Music that Feels Good”… …except the format now is not called Chillout Radio anymore. They decided to rebrand the station as “The Bright Radio Network” with the same “Music That Feels Good” slogan. Aside from that, there aren’t that many differences between it and the BA Smooth Jazz Network. I did however, find out that the Smooth Jazz Network’s new tagline is no longer “The Smoothest Place on the Radio” but rather, “The Smoothest Place on the Planet. They’re not even identifying themselves as a Radio station anymore which could suggest that they are about to put more emphasis on the Bright Radio Network. BRN has its first affiliate. KOCD “CD 103.7″ in Tulsa-Oklahoma City has fallen for BA’s bear trap and I fully expect others to do the same. The SJN DJs such as Maria Lopez, Miranda Wilson, and Tim Garrison are now doing double duty with both the Smooth Jazz Network AND the Bright Radio Network. Now that won’t last for long, but …
My favorite quote is the episode when Lisa becomes class President and later resigns because the school doesn’t provide music, gym, and arts and when Principle Skinner says to Homer and Marge if they want to pay a .23 in taxes to fund the programs, Homer says "No Way, I’m Buying A Speedboat!"
56 Homer Simpson Quotes. Classic quotes from Homer in The Simpsons.
This is my list. Please respect that. Honourable Mentions: “Thank you Mario but our princess is in another castle!” I thought about this, but I ultimately decided I like #7 more. -”The cake is a lie” Would’ve been #11 if there ever was one. -”You spoony bard!” I decided I liked #6 more, but this is still hilarious. -Most things said by Duke Nukem – I’m not too familiar with Duke Nukem, but from what I know his quotes are AWESOME. -Rubicante VS Edge – EPIC, but I prefer #6 due to the epic nature of that battle. This was very close. Two million video views? That’s one hell of a milestone. To celebrate this I’ve created a special Top Ten that’s been in the works for a while. This is a list of my ten favourite quotes (and in general the best) from video games. Many of these are hilarious, some epic, some really famous. This video contains LOTS of lulz and I think this just might be my masterpiece. Enjoy the list! Downloaded footage using Any Video Converter Professional. NOTE: #7′s audio is somewhat laggy. Also, CD-i quotes aren’t on here due to overuse in YouTube Poops. AIDS is fail, people!
Mike Stern on guitar, Jeff Andrews on Bass and Dave Weckl on Drums!
