Has it ever happened to you that someone makes a "funny" joke about you that everyone else thought was hilarious…. but it hurt you bad?

It happened to me. He meant it all in good fun. But I just can’t forget about it. It permanently lowered my self esteem.

What did they say to you?
to My Pooches: Ohhhh ……OUCH!!!!
My story:

I have always felt bad because my two younger sisters (let’s call them M and S) were prettier than me (let’s call me B). My dad, always a jokester, when sitting at the dinner table with the whole family, decided to say: "Yeah, M is drop-dead gorgeous. S is drop-dead cute. And B is… (long pause)…… smart."
Everyone thought it was hilarious……..

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ARGH!!!! Why do "friends" do this?

Ok so I have a friend and lets call her Rose. We always fight. Its about the stupidest things sometimes, like she played a mean prank on this kid and I asked why she would do something so cruel? And she responded with "It was a joke don’t have a stick up your ‘butt’" And so I said "Well it wasn’t funny." Then she said "Well I thought it was pretty hilarious" Then I said "Wow I thought we were friends" She said "We are but you need to learn how to take a joke." I said "That was no joke that was you just being mean." Rose said "Get a life" I said "Fine delete my number" "That’s fine with me" Then later she texts me and says "Oh and you can get your own ‘freaking’ ride." "Uh no, my dad is paying your family to drive me so just ‘freaking’ deal with it" Then at lunch I was hanging out with all of our friends (I did not tell them not to hang out with Rose I actually encouraged that they should still hang out with her) and she texts me and says "Go find your own friends all of your friends were mine first." And for the record, most of them I was friends with first (not like it matters but still) but the ones she met first can’t even stand her. So my friend Allie took my phone and rebuked her in the name of God. (She’s super christian) and she texts back and it just gets progressively worse. But now we made up and I feel like she still has zero respect for me or anyone for that matter. She doesn’t even care enough to work towards our friendship, its always me trying to patch things up. So if she doesn’t do her 50 then why should I? So I haven’t talked to her all summer. And now she is going behind my back calling me names and becoming friends with all the people who hate me. What should I do? I don’t want to become friends with her all over again but I do want things to simmer down. Any suggestions?
Well she’s Italian and you really shouldn’t do face-to-face with a hot-headed italian. And the prank was also on me so I wasn’t sticking up for random people either.

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What are some funny clean simple one liners?

I’m looking for some simple clever jokes like the "it smells like up dog" joke.’
Something that you can say anytime and something funny,
Especially something that will make girls laugh and stuff.

THANKS!

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story jokes" long ones" or a lot of jokes. I really like blonde ones. please only put in clean jokes thanku
ok just put in jokes.
id tell u a joke but i dont know any this is why im asking for some to tell my colledge class evry. friday is joke day.
p.s. im a red head well sorta blonde but its ok i dont mind.

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What's the deal with this hypocrisy?

I stumbled on a question that suggested that men should use violence against women to "keep them in line," and even tried to use the Bible to support his misogynistic position. Not only does this suggest that women deserve to be beaten, but that men are brutes who should use violence against half the human race.

None of the so-called "equalists" bothered to step in and say "That’s wrong," but one self-described anti-feminist defended this hateful post by suggesting that it was "just a joke," and that -some- women deserve to be beaten and violated. This same person has labeled others as angry and hateful. So, apparently, on men are capable of making jokes that should be taken as such. If a woman makes a joke about, say, someone’s penis size, she is angry and immature. A man who talks about how men should beat women to keep them in line is "joking."

Why are these double standards tolerated here? Why is misogyny "funny," but comments that are directed toward one person is misandry against all men?

The answer that I’m referring to is the 11th down the page.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AiSSfbeQcxoj0naaG.ypnXfsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20090424074424AAphMoj

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=At8MM5dsDC9U.6M_zNjd.vrsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20090424082429AAVPsK4

Blah-Because it wasn’t up when I posted this? Obviously, it posted after I made this post, right? At least, that -should- be obvious.

Anyway, my point was about defending misogyny as a "joke," whereas comments that are directed at individuals are construed as "misandry," I guess you missed it.

Oh, and ______, I know you’re really desperate to finally get laid and all, but your charming attempt at wooing me just isn’t going to work. Sorry : (

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While getting my car repaired, I bought some Laffy Taffy and proceeded to read the hilarious jokes on the wrappers. Post your favorite jokes in the comments. SEND STUFF: Zack Scott 2119 Riverwalk Dr #156 Moore, OK 73160 CALL OR TEXT ME: (405) 310-ZACK (9225) Main YouTube Channel www.youtube.com Join the Zack Scott Fun Club! www.youtube.com Follow me on Twitter twitter.com Friend me on Facebook www.facebook.com Take photos with me: www.dailybooth.com

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