Tales of Vesperia – One-Liners

“The sign of victory!”

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Funny One-liners anyone?

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do you know any really funny jokes or one liners?

has anyone told you funny jokes or one liners or do you have a website you get them from (if so please link)

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saying this to someone who is complaining:

"Just put some salt in your shoes", and when they ask why tell them that it will keep the ants from eating their candy a@#.

or

Let someone who is lazy hear you make this comment about them to a third person:

"Johnny’s not afraid of hard work, he’ll lay down and go to sleep right next to it".

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I ‘ve used "House of Bacon, what’s your beef?" and "Miss Kitties House of pain, what’s your pleasure?"

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I’m looking for a long list of the funniest one-liners to say when someone says something like "guess what?" along the lines of…

The fifth dentist caved and now they’re all recommending Trident?
A stitch in time now only saves seven?
Some weebles actually do fall down?

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Really corny one-liners by David Caruso, well it´s not actually David Caruso but Daniel tried to act like him… Enjoy! ———————————————————————————————————- Edited clips showing loads of the corny one-liners used by David Caruso just before the Who song starts on CSI Miami. Sam & Dean impersonate Haratio Caine from CSI: Miami Parody 5×08 Supernat… Sunglass Edition America’s favorite crime solving ginger, Horatio, is looking for a new pair of shades… Jim Carrey Jim shows off his new David Caruso-style look.

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what are some really funny one liners?

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FUNNY ONE LINERS PLEASE?

like….

Take my advice-i dont use it anyway
Come to the dark side – we have cookies

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i mean quotes wtvr

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