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Sharkee Katz stand-up comedy set of mostly one-liners from Anderson Comedy’s The Gas at Great Scott in Allston, MA. 12/4/09 filmed by Chiara Carrino.
25 rather funny one liners from movies in 2 minutes.
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Don’t miss an ALL NEW TWO HOUR Special MythBusters, premiering Wednesday, June 16th at 9PM e/p, only on Discovery. Check out these hilarious outtakes at dsc.discovery.com Eight years in the making, the MythBusters are counting down their top 25 Moments. Coming in at number 7, some of the most memorable one liners.
I can’t remember the quote exactly and my gf has been bugging the hell outta me for it (though why she cares i’m not sure)
Anyway it started out something like "Where have you been all my life?" and then Jackson, the main character says something hilarious. Except I can’t remember what he said, and that’s what I need to know. Help please.
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Whether it’s a chatroom or an internet forum, it seems like everyone is focused on trying to
crack a witty one-liner and be funny. The hilarious thing is that when I meet these people in
real life they aren’t remotely as funny as how they try to come across on the internet, infact
they’re actually really awkward and boring as hell. They can’t say half of the things they say on the internet and
come across funny. Is everyone really that hungry for attention or is it a desperate need
to be liked? What is it exactly that fuels this most annoying phenomenon?
Montana Tech football Coach Bob Green’s best moments when the camera was rolling during the 2009 season.
A little joke, these jokes jumped to my mind when I was playing the Assassin mission. Both the one liners are from the same mission, within 30 minutes of each other… I don’t know who wrote this mission but I have a feeling it’s a CSI: Miami reject.
First, the show begins as two crazy teenagers are about to engage in sexual activity of some sort. They are usually doing it in a place that they shouldn’t, instantly heightening the viewers excitement level. Then, coming as a COMPLETE shock to the audience, the couple stumbles onto a body. But this body isn’t like most bodies in reality, it’s usually absurdly disgusting, with over-the-top gore effects. The female then screams, proving that that is all that women are good for. Cut to the next day, when the CSI team, including Hoaratio, finally gets there. They exchange comments about the weather and the state of the pornography community. One then makes a remark involving the victims and/or the crime, followed instantly by Horatio’s perfectly timed, not at all clichéd, one-liner. He then leaps out of the frame using his red hair to blind the audience. The rest isn’t really that important, except for the parts where Horatio talks, which is always important and dramatic.
