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MARTIN RIZO Stand up comedy the jon lovitz club, One liners
Sunday, September 26th, 2010 at
10:36 am
www.facebook.com Martin Rizo at the jon lovitz club performing one liner jokes hometown buffet, expectant mother, bluetooth homeless guy, movie theater customer, panthers, house arrest.
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Jeff Kazanjian Jul 9 09 IH 6min
Tuesday, September 21st, 2010 at
5:41 pm
A lot of the same jokes from the previous performance. I threw some new ones in there.
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Rookie Comedian?
Monday, September 20th, 2010 at
12:08 pm
Hey, I wanna be a Comedian and although I believe I can write short jokes for Stand Up I think i would be better at sketch, telvision comedy
My question is when I write short jokes and compare them to say our present British (Irish) Master of comedy…Jimmy Carr…my short jokes are or could be funny but are weaker than his….My question is am I just not as funny or am I capable of creating better jokes and if so how? I’m only eighteen so this is wanna my short jokes
"My mothers is disabled. The saddest news came when I found out I was her carer"
"When I was young I had a Gerbil, Hamster and three goldfish…..they all died…………I’m a Vet Now"
"When i was young I had terrible acne. Still (push my arm as if it’s worth somethin) I had my inner beauty"
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Saad Ahmed stand-up comedy: One-liners Part 1
Saturday, September 18th, 2010 at
8:12 pm
Comedian Saad Ahmed – loltribune.com
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Saad Ahmed stand-up comedy: One-liners Part 2
Thursday, September 16th, 2010 at
3:22 pm
Comedian Saad Ahmed – loltribune.com
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What are some funny one-liners that I can put on my resume?
Thursday, September 16th, 2010 at
10:34 am
I’m a bartender/amateur comedian and I want that comedic personality to shine through on my resume. What are some funny one-liners that are still professional and "resume appropriate"?
For example:
I can read and write in Spanish but asking me to speak it may require an all-expenses-paid "business trip" to Cancun. 
-OR-
I love the bartending more than Snooki loves her spray tan!
-OR-
Under "Awards and Recognitions" put something about how I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes
You get the idea, right? Most Bartender and Comedian jobs are about personality. I want my resume to show that I’m funny and entertaining. Although I respect your opinion to keep resumes "strictly professional", I would REALLY appreciate more funny resume one-liners.
Thanks!
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Margaret Cho – Gay Men Jokes
Thursday, September 2nd, 2010 at
6:40 pm
twitter.com Warning: Mature Language. These are some gay jokes from Margaret Cho, that I find kinda hilarious. haha!
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Why does every black comedian have "race jokes" in their routine?
Saturday, August 21st, 2010 at
4:52 am
When I got down to thinking about it, I have never seen an african american comic "NOT" throw a race joke into his routine. WHY? I know of a whole bunch of white comedians who do a whole routine without any racially inspired jokes.
No im not saying african americans suck at comedy or putting down the man. There is some really funny black guys out there with crazy amounts of talent.
But ive never EVER herd a black comedian do a whole routine without the race issue.
Or maybe some of you all know of a few who havent and perhaps Ive over looked some?
what do you all think?
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I am Japanese learning English by myself.If you are bored so much,would you like to check my diary in English?
Wednesday, August 18th, 2010 at
2:20 pm
My husband and I went to watch the Yoshimoto sinkigeki to Osaka,Nanba by Kintetsu Limited Express Train "Urban Liner".
It takes about 2 hours to Nanba station from Kintetsu Nagoya station by the train.It’s just good time for our one day trip.
When we arraived at the Nanba Grand Kagetsu theater, I bought two tickets at first. After that we ate tasty Udon at a small restaurant near the theater. Not only Udon, but also we ate Takoyaki.
We enjoyed some comedian and comedienne and juggler from Russia, he was so excellent with one ~five footballs. And we enjoyed Shoufukutei Nikaku and Rakugo as long time no see.
There was the Shinkigeki after that,but unfortunately I got to sleep as not patient because I had awake in this early morning. When the comedy finished as I waked up,and my husband said that it was so nice, funny but you almost had been sleeping during the comedy. I have insomnia these days due to too hot summer night.
We had Kushikatu lunch and drinking some beer by his strongly reference. Kushikatu with the original sauce,especially the sauce was very gooood! There are many tasty foods in Osaka. And drinking during a daytime was so fantastic.
We walked and see around there in rainy weather untill twilight . We left Osaka at 18:00 by the Urban Liner to be back to Nagoya with two beer cans and refreshments and 551"Hourai"s Butaman as a souvenir for my kids.
We spent about 30000JPY a day.