Funny One-liner jokes?
Sunday, November 7th, 2010 at
5:46 am
what are some funny one liner jokes??
For example:
Why do girls have two holes so close together?
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Why wouldn’t the Energizer Bunny come out of the bathroom?
Because he kept goin! and goin! and goin!
How did the Pillsbury Doughboy die?
Yeast Infection
Why are E.T.’s eyes so big?
Because he saw his phone bill.
How is a piece of gum like a sneeze?
Its a chew!
What would you call this country if everyone had a pink car?
A pink carnation!
Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
He wanted to win the No-bell prize!
Judge Judy to prostitute: ‘So when did you realize you were raped?’
Prostitute, wiping away tears: ‘When the check bounced.’
"Did you hear about the self-help group for compulsive talkers?
It’s called On & On Anon. "
Did you hear about the florist who had two kids?
One’s a budding genius and the other’s a blooming idiot.
What is a mermaid’s undergarment?
Algebra
How do you get holy water?
You boil the hell out of it!
Why aren’t there any WalMarts in Afghanistan?
Because there’s a Target on every corner!
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on their wedding night?
"Now I know why you named your company Microsoft!"
How did the police scare the bugs away?
They called for the S.W.A.T. team.
Why wouldn’t the Energizer Bunny come out of the bathroom?
Because he kept goin! and goin! and goin!
How did the Pillsbury Doughboy die?
Yeast Infection
Why are E.T.’s eyes so big?
Because he saw his phone bill.
yo mamma so stupid she waited for the stop sign to say ‘go’. x]
chuck norris can believe it’s not butter. x]
is this wat you mean?
Knock-Knock
Who’s there?
Ah shmell Mop
Ahshmellmop who?
Haha.
-You have to say it aloud.
It not a one liner…but it is funny
My young son lives to fart in the elevator as we are getting out.
My wife hates it… I can’t yell at him with a straight face. Besides, my wife if you ask the kids, is in charge. They think I’m " a children"