this doesnt apply to just dating sites, buy myspace too and whatnot. people say, "oh there’s so many weridos online…and they could be married or an ex convict etc and people could lie about themselves too." but cant that happen in real life too? of course!

its funny…because i took the bus to my college the other month and saw these two guys in the same sweat clothes, so as we all got off the bus, i joked, "hey you guys twins?" we also got one the other bus and they seemed nice enough to chat with ya know. well after another 1 or 2 times of seeing them, i find out they had just been in jail, for like posession or something.

yet, back in 2005, i was on my collee forum on myspace and i met a guy on there who turned out to be my best friend for a yr…nicest, most honest guy you’ll ever meet.

back in 2004 i met a girl on line…few months of talking, we meet and it turned out to be a longterm 1 year relationship.

point is, you can meet weirdos, liars, ANYWHERE.

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As Gloria Steinem put it, "People who aren’t racist or sexist don’t make racist or sexist jokes. They don’t consider such "jokes" funny."

How come people who make racist or sexist "jokes" or "ridicule" don’t consider themselves racist or sexist?
All terrible answers. I vote for none of these.

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Want In A Man
What I Want in a Man, Original List

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)

1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)

1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Doesn’t drive off until I’m in the car
3. Works steady – splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I’m talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn’t belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn’t borrow money too often
4. Doesn’t nod off to sleep when I’m venting
5. Doesn’t retell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)

1. Doesn’t scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn’t require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he’s laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it’s the weekend

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)

1. Breathing
2. Doesn’t miss the toilet

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http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2010/06/03/nikki-haley-called-raghead-by-political-opponent/?eref=politicalflipper&fbid=UBIfafHPFLv

more fine news from the "christian" bigots of South Carolina

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I stumbled on a question that suggested that men should use violence against women to "keep them in line," and even tried to use the Bible to support his misogynistic position. Not only does this suggest that women deserve to be beaten, but that men are brutes who should use violence against half the human race.

None of the so-called "equalists" bothered to step in and say "That’s wrong," but one self-described anti-feminist defended this hateful post by suggesting that it was "just a joke," and that -some- women deserve to be beaten and violated. This same person has labeled others as angry and hateful. So, apparently, on men are capable of making jokes that should be taken as such. If a woman makes a joke about, say, someone’s penis size, she is angry and immature. A man who talks about how men should beat women to keep them in line is "joking."

Why are these double standards tolerated here? Why is misogyny "funny," but comments that are directed toward one person is misandry against all men?

The answer that I’m referring to is the 11th down the page.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AiSSfbeQcxoj0naaG.ypnXfsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20090424074424AAphMoj

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=At8MM5dsDC9U.6M_zNjd.vrsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20090424082429AAVPsK4

Blah-Because it wasn’t up when I posted this? Obviously, it posted after I made this post, right? At least, that -should- be obvious.

Anyway, my point was about defending misogyny as a "joke," whereas comments that are directed at individuals are construed as "misandry," I guess you missed it.

Oh, and ______, I know you’re really desperate to finally get laid and all, but your charming attempt at wooing me just isn’t going to work. Sorry : (

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Does anybody know the full joke from that scene in Black Sheep where Chris Farley is getting high with the band and he finishes a joke that says "….rectum, damned near killed him!" ?

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The one he told one of his entourage in Canada while visiting the slush Olympics?

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Is this the first movie this line has been used in, did he get it from another movie / or another character
or
Is this line one of Bruce Campbell’s "running jokes" that repeats in many of his feature movies, or is that the ONLY time he’s used that line?
Thank you,
T

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was he hinting to suge that he wants a Biggie pulled on michael steele, or was he just taking a jab at steele’s ethnicity
JOAN S: you should take a clue from NYX & perhaps be a bit more polite. nobody likes a sourpuss my dear. what’s even funnier is this: i can’t believe anybody actually wastes time posting answers to questions they believe were a waste of time to begin with
in other words… lighten up!
.
HOLT: hey, it’s still sort of a free country – i can reach as deep into my grab bag o’ amusements as i need to

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