What is your favourite Homer Simpson quote?
Monday, November 1st, 2010 at
9:33 am
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"Honey, just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand." LOL!
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50 funniest Homer Simpson's quotes!!!?
Friday, October 22nd, 2010 at
11:58 am
I will post 25 today, and 25 tomorrow!!
# Operator! Give me the number for 911!
# Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
# Bart, with ,000, we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!
# Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.
# I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me Superman.
# Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.
# Well, it’s 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.
# Maybe, just once, someone will call me ‘Sir’ without adding, ‘You’re making a scene.’
# Marge, don’t discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.
# Doughnuts. Is there anything they can’t do?
# You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
# Lisa, if you don’t like your job you don’t strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way.
# When will I learn? The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!
# Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose: it’s how drunk you get.
# I’m going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won’t be back for ten minutes!
# [Meeting Aliens] Please don’t eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!
# What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.
# Marge, you’re as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda.
# Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
# The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it’s time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
# When I look at the smiles on all the children’s faces, I just know they’re about to jab me with something.
# I’m having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!
# Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn’t, it’s that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.
# I’m not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I’m going to Hell?
# Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you’re prejudiced against all races.
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Name any Homer Simpson's quotes you know?
Thursday, October 14th, 2010 at
9:34 am
Is there a way to make a speech out of homer simpson quotes?
Monday, October 4th, 2010 at
11:57 am
I have dozens of great quotes and im thinking about trying to make him look like a philosopher but im kinda stuck. help anyone?
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What episode of The Simpsons is this Homer Simpson quote from?
Friday, September 24th, 2010 at
2:21 pm
"I won’t sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I’m lazy! I’m going right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba–uh, goodnight"
I need a season/episode number
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what is your favorite homer simpson quote?
Thursday, September 16th, 2010 at
11:58 am
mine is "every time i learn something new it pushes some old stuff out of my brain"
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What are your 10 most favorite homer simpsons quotes, dont repeat to much?
Wednesday, September 8th, 2010 at
9:35 am
What is/are your favorite quotes by Homer Simpson on The Simpon's?
Monday, August 30th, 2010 at
9:45 am
My favorite quote is the episode when Lisa becomes class President and later resigns because the school doesn’t provide music, gym, and arts and when Principle Skinner says to Homer and Marge if they want to pay a .23 in taxes to fund the programs, Homer says "No Way, I’m Buying A Speedboat!"
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What is your favorite Homer Simpson quote?
Saturday, August 21st, 2010 at
9:46 am
Or quotes if you have more than one.
Five of my favorites:
I’m not outta order! You’re outta order! The whole freakin’ system’s outta order! You want the truth? You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth! ‘Cause when you reach over and stick your hand into a pile of goo that used to be your best friend’s face, you’ll know what to do! Forget it, Marge — it’s Chinatown!
I can’t live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors – oh, I’ll never be the darling of the so-called city fathers, who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about what’s to be done with this Homer Simpson?!
I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals faa-laming.
Dear Homer, IOU one emergency donut. Signed Homer. Bastard! He’s always one step ahead.
I wonder where Bart is, his dinner’s getting all cold… and eaten.
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What is your favorite Homer Simpson quote ever?
Wednesday, August 11th, 2010 at
11:57 am
Mine is from a tree house of horror I think it’s the fifth one:
He gets abducted by Kang and Kodos. He thinks they are going to eat him so he says: "No don’t eat me! I have a wife and kids! Eat them!!!" LOL it gets me everytime.