hilarious movie quotes Archives

Everyone keeps saying Bill hated school but I found out on Tom’s blog that he really liked going to school.
Here’s the quote:
"Just so you know, Bill really enjoyed going to school and he was so thrilled every year when the summer holidays finally ended! ;) "
So what’s the truth?????

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oh and I was watching Youtube Videos and there was a video about Tom saying Bill is a virgin. He mumbles the words "he is a virgin" and Bill says "oh yeah." and innocently laughs. haha. see for yourselves!
I still love him though!!!

go to 1:40!!! and hear it. at first I couldn’t until my friend pointed it out. how cute!

anyways I found this video prank call that made me laugh and it made my tummy hurt!!!! Watch it! It gets really good!!!!! I think you guys will like it!!

Survey:
what would you do if:
1.Gustav wore braces?
2.Tom wore uggs? (weird shoes. google it)
3.Bill knitted a TH sweater?
4.Georg bought you flowers?
5.Les afghanes on tour kidnapped your fave band member?
6.Tom stole candy from a baby?
7.Bill threw skittles at an old woman?
8.All of the band members took a parenting class for no apparent reason?
9.Gustav smacked a random person’s butt on the street?
10.Georg adopted a gorilla and named it after Gustav? (what is it with me and asking questions about Georg having animals?)
11.you woke up and someone was calling your name and then you found out it was bill making you blueberry pancakes?????

would you rather:
1.help bill find an outfit for this year’s VMA’s or go with tom to Germany for a week?
2.see Georg boxing w/ a kangaroo in Chicago or take drum lessons w/ Gustav in U.K.
3.Be the band’s maid forever or see their concert front row?
4.be Tom’s personal doctor or Gustav’s shoulder to cry on?
5.watch fireworks romantically w/ Bill but never see him again or go see a hilarious movie w/ gustav then be his date to the MTV awards.
6.If you had to never listen to a Th cd again which one would it be?
zimmer483 or Scream?

so wat do you think of the videos and surveys?
My computer thinks i’m gay. is one of the funniest videos i’ve seen besides the Bill and Jumbie video. haha. He’s so
childish!! I’m thirteen and I’ve never acted that way!!!!!!!!! He’s so cute!!!!!

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With ANY given hypnotist’s role in the movies Joel, Mike, and the bots riff on, Servo usually makes the quote "SLEEEEP!!" really loud and hilarious. I’m pretty sure it’s either from a Bela Lugosi or Boris Karloff film, but my search through the internet has yielded no results. What movie is Tom Servo quoting from, anyways?

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Can you guess this movie from the quote?

This is my new fave movie line. I think it’s absolutely hilarious, or at least in the context of the movie it was. I laughed for 10 mins straight!

Movie Quote:

"Either of you ever seen anything like that?
You ever heard of anything like that? Huh? Me niether. And I watch animal planet all the f***ing time."
It’s definitely not Dude, where’s my car?

I’ll narrow it down and let you know that it’s a 2006 movie.

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sounds crzy i know but my peeps have this hilarious inside joke that I simply must be a part of.

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my friend and i both remember hearing this and thinking it was hilarious but we can’t remember what it’s from.

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What is your favorite movie "quote"?

any hilarious quotes..

i love this one

"I Love The Smell Of Queef In The Moning"- Dodgeball

lol

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What movie is the quote "I want that" from?

it is a woman saying it in a country accent and kind of whispering it. it is really hilarious and i need to know what movie it is from!! it has been bugging me for months.

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I can’t remember the quote exactly and my gf has been bugging the hell outta me for it (though why she cares i’m not sure)
Anyway it started out something like "Where have you been all my life?" and then Jackson, the main character says something hilarious. Except I can’t remember what he said, and that’s what I need to know. Help please.

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