Tuesday, October 26th, 2010 at
9:37 pm
Has it ever happened to you that someone makes a "funny" joke about you that everyone else thought was hilarious…. but it hurt you bad?
It happened to me. He meant it all in good fun. But I just can’t forget about it. It permanently lowered my self esteem.
What did they say to you?
to My Pooches: Ohhhh ……OUCH!!!!
My story:
I have always felt bad because my two younger sisters (let’s call them M and S) were prettier than me (let’s call me B). My dad, always a jokester, when sitting at the dinner table with the whole family, decided to say: "Yeah, M is drop-dead gorgeous. S is drop-dead cute. And B is… (long pause)…… smart."
Everyone thought it was hilarious……..
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Thursday, October 14th, 2010 at
7:14 am
Ok so I have a friend and lets call her Rose. We always fight. Its about the stupidest things sometimes, like she played a mean prank on this kid and I asked why she would do something so cruel? And she responded with "It was a joke don’t have a stick up your ‘butt’" And so I said "Well it wasn’t funny." Then she said "Well I thought it was pretty hilarious" Then I said "Wow I thought we were friends" She said "We are but you need to learn how to take a joke." I said "That was no joke that was you just being mean." Rose said "Get a life" I said "Fine delete my number" "That’s fine with me" Then later she texts me and says "Oh and you can get your own ‘freaking’ ride." "Uh no, my dad is paying your family to drive me so just ‘freaking’ deal with it" Then at lunch I was hanging out with all of our friends (I did not tell them not to hang out with Rose I actually encouraged that they should still hang out with her) and she texts me and says "Go find your own friends all of your friends were mine first." And for the record, most of them I was friends with first (not like it matters but still) but the ones she met first can’t even stand her. So my friend Allie took my phone and rebuked her in the name of God. (She’s super christian) and she texts back and it just gets progressively worse. But now we made up and I feel like she still has zero respect for me or anyone for that matter. She doesn’t even care enough to work towards our friendship, its always me trying to patch things up. So if she doesn’t do her 50 then why should I? So I haven’t talked to her all summer. And now she is going behind my back calling me names and becoming friends with all the people who hate me. What should I do? I don’t want to become friends with her all over again but I do want things to simmer down. Any suggestions?
Well she’s Italian and you really shouldn’t do face-to-face with a hot-headed italian. And the prank was also on me so I wasn’t sticking up for random people either.
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Friday, October 1st, 2010 at
4:49 pm
story jokes" long ones" or a lot of jokes. I really like blonde ones. please only put in clean jokes thanku
ok just put in jokes.
id tell u a joke but i dont know any this is why im asking for some to tell my colledge class evry. friday is joke day.
p.s. im a red head well sorta blonde but its ok i dont mind.
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Sunday, September 19th, 2010 at
2:25 am
STOP TELLING ME DUMB JOKES?
My friends seem to think these so called "inside jokes" are hilarious– I’m not laughing!
These are just a few:
My friend found online = Whats fish without the I? Fssssshhh.
Now they’re always going around saying "Fssssshh". "Can I get some fsssssssshhh?"
"Pete and Repeat were sitting on a fence. If Pete fell off, then who was left?"
Some weird joke that had something to do with some pimp who called his girls "crackers", and when he left them in a room with someone else he would always say "Don’t eat my crackers" and now they keep going around saying
"DON’T EAT MY CRACKAZZZ, DUGG"
There are sooo many more and it’s soooo annoying.
How do I get them to stfu?
I tell them to be quiet all the time, and they still won’t! None of their jokes make sense! If I say "be quiet" they say "DON’T EAT MY CRACKAZZ" "THIS BETTUR BE A NESQUIKKIE"
I want to hurt them! They never shut UP!!!
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Sunday, September 5th, 2010 at
2:26 am
You know the type . . . the guy who walks in the room, marks his territory with a belch so loud that it sets off smoke detectors, grabs his crotch, grabs the a** his girlfriend’s sister, drinks all the beer but didn’t bring any of his own, and slaps everyone on the back and tells his idea of "jokes", which are really insults.
Why do so many women think that guys like that are "hilarious" and "fun to be around"?
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Sunday, August 22nd, 2010 at
2:25 am
Suddenly it’s all just an "April Fool’s Joke"
http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/93533?fp=1
Hank Johnson himself:
"I was using a metaphor to say that with the addition of 8,000 Marines and their dependents — an additional 80,000 people during peak construction to the port on the tiny island with a population of 180,000 — could be a tipping point which would adversely affect the island’s fragile ecosystem and overburden its already overstressed infrastructure."
Correct me if I’m wrong, but even his "metaphor" explanation sounds like he’s saying the Island will capsize!!! The only April Fool’s in the in this situation is the left, as usual.
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Sunday, August 8th, 2010 at
2:27 am
Open season. If Letterman wants to make crude jokes about a 14 year old girl, don’t I have the same right to suggest Obama’s daughters are slutty and his wife wears designer outfits which were paid for by his drug-dealing cronies? Hey, I can suggest the right wing get even with a KKK gang rape of Obama’s daughter during one of Obama’s date nights. That would be hilarious… or would that not be funny to the left wing?
Letterman, in his monologue Tuesday night, noted that the 2008 Republican vice presidential candidate attended a Yankees game during a trip to New York City, where she was honored by a special needs group. Letterman referred to Palin, Alaska’s governor, as having the style of a "slutty flight attendant."
But an even more disturbing fact, was that the daughter who accompanied Palin on her trip to New York was 14-year-old Willow — not 18-year-old Bristol, the unwed mother of Palin’s first grandchild.
"Acceptance of inappropriate sexual comments about an underage girl, who could be anyone’s daughter, contributes to the atrociously high rate of sexual exploitation of minors by older men who use and abuse others," she said.
Palin’s husband, Todd, echoed her sentiments, telling FOXNews.com, "Any ‘jokes’ about raping my 14-year-old are despicable. Alaskans know it, and I believe the rest of the world knows it, too."
Letterman, find it funny when your wife, daughter, husband or is raped.
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Monday, July 26th, 2010 at
12:05 pm
Thanks again for providing cool jokes….I just love them…even though this guy from India likes to chew me out saying " You ppl over there(America) are spoiled with such dirty jokes." It hilarious becuase then he sends me a joke about flowers and a pot and stuff..its funny. So I need some more real ones tonight..LOVE YALLL>>>BYE
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Monday, July 12th, 2010 at
12:04 pm
Or do you just think they are funny? I have some blonde in my hair, and people are always teasing me…but I don’t take offense…I think its hilarious!
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Monday, June 28th, 2010 at
12:01 pm
i need them .. i & a few of my cousins do this "who can come up with the best jokes" game ..it’s kiddish ..but we have a hilarious time and the winner gets pampered by all of us!!lol
our age group(16 to 19)!!
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