56 Homer Simpson Quotes
Sunday, July 11th, 2010 at
8:08 pm
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56 Homer Simpson Quotes. Classic quotes from Homer in The Simpsons.
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Short Hilarious Jokes Funny campaign slogans
Saturday, July 10th, 2010 at
12:54 am
Short Hilarious Jokes www.unitedwesmack.com Short Hilarious Jokes short jokes, one-liners, one line jokes Brain Candy jokes collection includes short jokes, one line jokes, blonde jokes, Comedy Comes Clean A Hilarious Collection of Wholesome Jokes, Quotes. Short Funny Jokes – Mexican…
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HILARIOUS Brutal/Funny accidents
Thursday, July 8th, 2010 at
10:29 pm
well not rly brudal but funny 
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'Card Member Services" solicitation scam- Help!?
Thursday, July 8th, 2010 at
10:29 am
So just now I received a solicitation call from the number 625-000-2983, a place by the name of "Card-Member Services". They claim to lower your interest rates on your credit cards if you give them your card numbers and pay a fee of 5. I pressed 9 to ‘speak with an agent’ to tell him I was irritated they kept calling (at least the 8th time this week), and he asked me "do you need some vaginal cream for that irritant?", and proceeded with stupid one-liners he seemed to believe were hilarious. I asked to speak with his boss, and he replied he didn’t have a boss..
Anyways, I’ve google-d this like you cannot believe, and I know its a scam. How do you get these morons in trouble, or to lose my number? Is there a way to report them? They are a very well known scam act and I hate to believe that people actually fall for it..Is there somewhere I can report them? Have they ever called you? If so, how did you react/what did you do?
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Milton Jones Live Universe Tour Clip 3
Sunday, July 4th, 2010 at
8:06 pm
Described by Chortle as ‘The best one-line merchant in British comedy…’ and ‘King of the surreal one-liners’ by The Times, Perrier comedy award-winner Milton Jones performs his distinctly quirky brand of stand-up in this, his first live DVD release, Live Universe Tour – Part 1: Earth, available from October 5 2009 on Amazon. The star of BBC Radio 4s Another Case Of Milton Jones and ITVs For One Night Only has taken to the stage at the Arts Theatre in London to record his very own DVD chock-full of specially-written and staged material. Live Universe Tour – Part 1 – Earth is produced by comedy production company Pozzitive and distributed by Phil McIntyre Television Ltd.
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Hilarious Jokes You Won’t Watch…
Wednesday, June 30th, 2010 at
8:06 pm
A series of hilarious jokes that will have you laughing like a goof! dressed up to be funnier then they really are these silly one liners will make a great addition to your lame collection! brace yourself for some serious entertainment! Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com
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Dave Graduates (ending)
Friday, June 25th, 2010 at
8:06 pm
For Dave Buznik’s (Adam Sandler) performance at the Yankee Stadium, he makes up for what he did to Linda (Marisa Tomei) and Dr Buddy Rydell (Jack Nicholson). In return, a celebration with all of the Anger Management members meet up and have fun to celebrate Dave’s achievements. An unknown man shows up at the party, claiming that Dr Buddy Rydell had smashed up his Lexus earlier in the movie. He points a gun, aiming at Dave for admitting that he smashed his car. As a joke, he shoots water out of the gun, and the party makes up for it by singing together (I Feel Pretty). Chuck (John Turturro), believing that he may kill someone, climbs up a tree and lands on him face first. He too, joins in the singing and the result is a happy ending. Although this is something that is unlikely to happen in real life, it is still hilarious to watch. Anger Management is one of the better Adam Sandler movies, and Jack Nicholson’s acting is terrific. A solid cast and great one liners make this a movie favorite of mine.
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Kevin Bridges – hilarious joke about cheap clothing
Thursday, June 24th, 2010 at
8:06 pm
KEVIN BRIDGES, star of BBC ONE’s ‘Live at the Apollo’ & ‘Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow’ has had an extraordinary 12 months. His unique brand of social commentary, astute observations and sharp one-liners arguably make him the hottest act to come out of Scotland in the last ten years, and with his first UK tour around the corner and a hugely anticipated debut DVD due out in November, 2010 is set to be his year. PRESS REPORTS: “… master of stand up at just 22. This is unmissable stuff ” The Mirror ***** “Will have you snorting with laughter long after leaving the venue” The Scotsman **** “Kevin Bridges is destined for the top” The Herald ***** Launching at the beginning of April, Kevin’s delightfully well observed debut show reveals his inner-most thoughts on a variety of topics from his homeland of Scotland to the world beyond. The tour will end with a bang in May when Kevin performs a landmark homecoming gig in front of 10000 fans at Glasgow’s SECC Arena. This show will be recorded for his debut live stand-up DVD ‘Kevin Bridges — The Story So Far…Live in Glasgow to be released by Universal Pictures (UK) Ltd in November and is available to pre-order now at www.amazon.co.uk For all touring information please visit www.offthekerb.co.uk
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MythBusters – One Liners | Top 25 Moments
Wednesday, June 9th, 2010 at
3:36 pm
Don’t miss an ALL NEW TWO HOUR Special MythBusters, premiering Wednesday, June 16th at 9PM e/p, only on Discovery. Check out these hilarious outtakes at dsc.discovery.com Eight years in the making, the MythBusters are counting down their top 25 Moments. Coming in at number 7, some of the most memorable one liners.
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Kenny Shaw
Thursday, June 3rd, 2010 at
3:20 pm
Kenny enjoys a well-deserved reputation for drawing his audiences into a wacky world of high-powered comedy and music, innovative skits and hilarious one-liners.