Wednesday, October 27th, 2010 at
7:19 am
Okay. It all started when I said one simple sentence to a year older boy in my canceled orchestra class. "Your banana is terrible." Yes, that one simple sentence, which he replied to. "Why are you looking at my drawing?" (long story short, he was drawing fruit.) haha. okay, we left it at that for a few days. now yesterday, a few days later, i was walking alone in the hallway to go to pick up a permission sheet in another canceled orchestra class. he whistled songs, and wenn i didnt turn, he started singing, "bum bum bum" lol now today, we had our first conversation, wich he started. i didnt say a word to him. we was like "Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" i shrugged. "Whats your name?" he asked. i didnt respond (hes cute and i couldnt speak to him, no matter how mutch i wanted to.) my other older friend was like "Samantha! thats her name" than the boy was like "Samantha…" he said my name all quietly. like he was talking to himself. lol do you guys think he likes me? he keeps approaching me! oh and im in seventh, hes in eighth. (by the way, he has the prettiest eyes. shining blue with brown hair)
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Sunday, October 3rd, 2010 at
7:20 am
I am just curious if anyone else has been in a relationship like this:
My boyfriend was normal when we met, but told me I needed to change how I looked/acted. I did, and became very good looking. He suddenly became insecure, and turned on many of his friends. He will attack me because he thinks I am going to cheat on him or leave him (although I never would and there is no reason to think this). He doesn’t just tell me his concerns, but screams at me for hours, yanking blankets off me when I am sleeping and screaming in my face, throwing things, and…he has a crazed look in his eyes.
He will also start sobbing at other times and hug me, but not let me move because he thinks I am going to leave him if I walk around our ROOM (college).
He doesn’t just freak out that I am going to leave him, but he now thinks everyone (even people who don’t hire him for jobs) secretly hate him. He calls me up all the time to tell me I am the only person who cares about him. He has lied to me about smoking, drinking, drugs, partying…sometimes I think he must be binging on meth the way he acts. His friends will talk smack about him in front of his face, and I will tell my boyfriend that isn’t right…but he says, "they were just joking…" But they aren’t. He abandons the friends who truly care about him.
If he has nothing to yell at me about, he will cuss me out and then tell me I am going to leave him as an excuse. He has freaked out at me for the most random things (even in public…he just loses it) such as buying norton anti-virus instead of illegally downloading it…but the last time he freaked out at me, he was so crazed and almost hit me (I moved away). He has told me he thinks it is funny for men to beat up women, and I was cooking dinner when he freaked out. He took kitchen supplies and I thought he was going to attack me so I locked him in the kitchen, but let him out since he was hollering that he would break down the door and I still cared about him…
I quickly ran away, but it was so late I had nowhere to go…I had a panic attack, and ever since am scared of him…
This stuff only happens because of his delusions…I try and be so sweet and not set him off…has anyone else been in a similar situation…I just need some advice. Thank you!!!
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Thursday, September 9th, 2010 at
7:18 am
This isn’t a joke but more of a "practical joke". I couldn’t find a better category. And don’t report me for saying "passing gas". Everyone does it. WE ARE HUMAN!
Okay, I’m a bit immature. My mom has never seen a whoopee cushion so the other day, I put on her car seat on top of her car seat cushion (she’s short) and got into the car. She sat down and sure enough, it worked. I mean, it worked really well. Her face was priceless. Why didn’t I tape it and put it on youtube? She laughed though.
Another time when I was about 13, I was traveling to South Padre Island (we have a condo there) and it was at the peak of college spring break. The plane was packed w/ obnoxious already inebriated frat boys and sorority girls. I get airsick and my stomach was churning. I couldn’t get up to go to the bathroom ’cause the seat-belt sign was on. I had to let some silent ones go but they were "silent but deadly". I mean DEADLY! It didn’t take more than 30 seconds and the entire bunch of college kids were accusing each other and holding their noses and laughing. My mom was sitting right next to me and she didn’t even know it was me. Luckily, I had a window seat so I just stared out the window using every ounce of mental strength not to burst out laughing. My mom looked at me though like "Was that you?". I only told her years later that it was me. The plane STUNK for the rest of the 2 hr. ride. THAT WAS PRICELESS!
OKAY, LET’S HERE YOURS!!!!!!!!
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Wednesday, August 18th, 2010 at
4:57 pm
i’m getting soooo sick of my best friend, there is more than this but it sure doesn’t help making me less sick of her
last year i made her duct tape shorts, like to swim in cause duct tape is water proof, i said i wanted a picture of the shorts and was wondering if she had one cause i couldn’t take one cause she has the shorts, and she says (all through e-mail) "oh okay. i still might even have the shorts so ill just check" and i was super mad and say "MIGHT EVEN?!" and she replies "jk!!!! easy killer i do have them, i figured u would yell at me if i lost them" that’s just not cool, i mean you try to make your best friend not pissed right? am i over reacting?
or maybe just what has happened in the past mad me more angry? what do you think???
(we’re best friends)
other things she has done, recently is…she called me from hawaii and talks about her friend then says she has to go to call back someone, not letting me say something that was cool, she calls me with her friends and puts them on the phone, and she knows that i’m shy and i hate talking to people i don’t know, and those 3 things have been this week
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Friday, July 23rd, 2010 at
7:19 am
I sometimes think the shorter ones are funny…
but not always…
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Saturday, June 26th, 2010 at
9:44 pm
The thing is our jokes are wayyy shorter than yours’ in the West. we can tell like 10 or 20 jokes in one minute that would crack you up for 3 days