I’m 25, make 70k/yr, speaks perfect english, kind of a loner because of my looks, not very funny, never had a girlfriend, been on probably only 3 dates, and somewhat social. Heres some pics:

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Honest fukn answers only please, no BS shiiit like "believe in yourself", "have CONFIDENCE", "your too hard on yourself", "those woman aren’t worth your time", "I already have a boyfriend if not…", "lose some weight"(im only 170lbs and 5’5" tall), "get some cool clothes…", "try pick up lines", etc etc.

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I have no idea what it could be from. But Its this line:

"Pick up Pick up Pick Up Pick Up"

I know its a line that means nothing. Not funny or relevent. But this line is driving me nuts and wont leave my head until i figure it out please help. In my head for about 2 months.

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With a funny line, "accidently" bumbing into her, stalking her, etc.

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Tell me your favotie funniest pick up line.
Please don’t say "I don’t like pick up lines" Because I don’t care you . Go answer a different question. Thanks

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"ur so good lookin, i forgot my pickup line."
:]
"i saw you from across the room and tripped walkin over here, im gonna need ur name and number for insurance reasons"

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i want to know if anyone actually uses these and if so, do they actually work?
wats the best way to approach a pretty girl?

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I wanna know which ones you know… post all the ones that you know please! I am dyin to hear! Thanx and God bless!

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