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As in Jerry McGuire (show me the money)…but what other movies are there? Ideal scenes would involve famous actors, funny, seductive or dramatic scenes, musical numbers, etc. Only requirement is that the quote includes "show me" or "show you" (as in ‘let me show you’ or ‘can I show you’). I need help from all you movie experts out there! If you can tell me the movie name and scene that would be phenomenal. Thanks in advance for your help!!

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Who loves the movie The Lost Boys?

I wanted to see if because it has Alex Winter in it; who plays Bill in the Bil & Ted movies!

After seeing it, it ranks right up there as one of my favorite movies! And it’s a killer classic vampire movie!

Anybody would agree with me that it’s one of the best movies of its decade!

I absolutely love the story and characters! Sam is like so very funny, and the two kids who hunt vampires are like the two best and funniest in the entire movie!

Favorite quotes:
"Death by Stero!"
"The bloodsucking Brady Bunch!"
"If you read the T.V. Guide, you don’t need a T.V."
"You killed Marco!"
"TRY THE HOLY WATER, DEATH BREATH!"
I do have to mention that Marko was my favorite vampire, because Alex Winter plays him!
:D
He was so good at it too!

Why’d they have to choose him to kill first? It makes me so sad thinking about it!
:(

Anybody like me big Alex Winter fans now?!
:)

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From which movie is the following quite funny quote:
"Shhhhhhh… Who’s making that noise? Oh, It’s me!"

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movie quote: "im sorry, i was texting"?

i watched this movie trailer the other day and it went something like this…
two guys were in a car, speeding. they crash into something, a bus maybe. one of the guys used this line "im sorry i was texting.."
it was a trailer for a funny movie, i coulda sworn it was The Other Guys but i watched it at the theaters friday and they never showed this part.
anything sound familiar, help?

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My boyfriend and I are making a funny saw video. Does anyone know where I can get the quote, "Hello, I want to play a game" in the Saw voice?
I use frostwire instead of limewire.. and I couldn’t find anything!

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Okay, I saw this movie (but I don’t remember what its called) with this scene:

Bar Owner: Hey you want a job?
Mexican Guy: Yeah. What do I have to do?
Bar Owner: Just bring the people in here.
Mexican Guy (to a couple): You wanna come in?
Couple: Don’t touch me, I’m an American citizen!!!

I can’t remember the name of this funny movie. Can anybody tell me?
Thanks a lot. I’ve been looking all over for the name.

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