Thursday, October 21st, 2010 at
7:20 am
Whats the funniest joke you’ve ever heard?
One of my favorites is:
A blind man goes into a bar and orders a drink. He sits on a bar stool for a few minutes then says to the woman behind the bar; "Here, I’ve got a great blonde joke I want to tell you…"
"Hold it," says the woman behind the bar, "before you say anything I should let you know that I’m 6’3", 250lbs, in my spare time I wrestle crocodiles, and I’ve been known to have a short temper, and I’m blonde. The woman sat on the stool to your left
is a retired hammer thrower, her nickname is ‘ox’, and she blonde. The woman sat on your right is the national female kick boxing champion, and she’s in a bad mood today. She’s blonde too. Now that you know that, do you still want to tell your joke?"
He takes a huge mouthful of beer, then replies; "No, I don’t think so. I don’t want to have to explain it three time."
Give me a star if you liked that joke!
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Monday, September 20th, 2010 at
12:08 pm
Hey, I wanna be a Comedian and although I believe I can write short jokes for Stand Up I think i would be better at sketch, telvision comedy
My question is when I write short jokes and compare them to say our present British (Irish) Master of comedy…Jimmy Carr…my short jokes are or could be funny but are weaker than his….My question is am I just not as funny or am I capable of creating better jokes and if so how? I’m only eighteen so this is wanna my short jokes
"My mothers is disabled. The saddest news came when I found out I was her carer"
"When I was young I had a Gerbil, Hamster and three goldfish…..they all died…………I’m a Vet Now"
"When i was young I had terrible acne. Still (push my arm as if it’s worth somethin) I had my inner beauty"
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Thursday, August 26th, 2010 at
7:20 am
Ok so i’m a 14 year old in grade 8 and i’m 5′ 1" and the people i go to school with are all quite tall. My "friends" (girls and boys) will "joke" around with me about it like "why are you so short" "are you ever gonna grow" "jeeze you’re short" and other ones that really make me feel bad. FYI My shortest friend is 5′ 6"…. I will try to defend my self and they FREAK out saying were just kidding, take a joke. (to me this isn’t funny) And if i ignore it it just keeps coming 
. I know my height is something i cant control and i’m not gonna lie it bother me but i try to make the best of it and i’m really concerned that the teasing it gonna get worse in High School.
What can i say back to them? (without sounding like i’m really pissed)
Is 5′ 1" really that short? (PLEASE TELL ME THE TRUTH I CAN HANDLE IT)
Why do people do this?
Do guys like Short or Tall girls ( AGAIN Truth PLEASE)
Anyway Thanks in advanced 
xox
P.S if ur gonna say get new friends, don’t cause my school is SUPER small so its kinda not possible lol
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Monday, July 26th, 2010 at
12:08 pm
INTERESTING QUESTION. What are the true meaning of these short Quotes? =O?
Quote #1: "You guys are same but in the opposite way"
Quote #2: "He who first laughs kills the joke" (lol I think this one is a bit funny..)
Quote #3: "If she smelt it, she dealt it"
Quote #4: "I am living in your past"
Quote #5: "Going uphill is always downhill for midgets."
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Thursday, July 1st, 2010 at
7:20 am
I was just on Myspace and I saw a link to a video from "The Onion".
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=58505119
It’s a joke a parody really, about a lady/mother who invents a ball too place your baby in and be able to shake the baby, scream, yell, hit the ball, throw it down the stairs ect ect without the infant being injured at all.
I know they are trying to be funny, but watching this, I just can’t even imagine how they thought this would even be a funny thing to put out.
Babies die all the time from being shaking and hurt/abused and to just make light of it by talking about a fake invention…really sickened me.
Of course, I may have taken it overboard because I am pregnant and definitely hormonal, but seriously, in the beginning of the video it says "now sometimes your baby is fed and diapered and still crying, whether it be over teething or colic"….seriously, do parents really think of actually harming their tiny, helpless infants over some crying and fussing?? This is just absurd to me.
It goes along the same lines of the iPhone having a "baby shaking" game for .99 where you shake your phone as hard as you can to quite the baby, but without injuring the crying baby on the screen otherwise if you shake it too hard, the baby will die. WTF is wrong with the world today that we are creating these little "funny" shorts and games that mock injuring a baby?
Am I just a little overboard and hormonal about it all, or really, is it that funny to people?
I also have a 23 month old son and NEVER, not ONCE in his entire life did shaking him ever, EVER cross my mind. I just don’t understand it.
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