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So, What’s the funniest Quote said by Ur English teacher ???
I once had an English teacher who was insisting to Spell " What, Where, Who … etc" Like this " Awhat …. Awhere … awhoo "
It’s very funny when U hear it
Unfortunately, Egypt has lack of good English Teachers
Ok, I Heart A chemistry teacher pronounces (chemistry) like this "5emshtry"
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there’s no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can’t paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can’t paper do this to people? Why isn’t notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I’ll tell you why: because paper can’t beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I’m sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"
Meg, I’m already in counseling. Thanks. ^_^
I am collecting true and funny quotes "straight from the mouth’s of children" for my book. Please send some funny ones that are true…then give me your name and where you live so that I can add it to my book. I can’t pay you, but you will surely see your childs quote in there…… Thanks…..
