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How do I get my friends to…?
Sunday, September 19th, 2010 at
2:25 am
STOP TELLING ME DUMB JOKES?
My friends seem to think these so called "inside jokes" are hilarious– I’m not laughing!
These are just a few:
My friend found online = Whats fish without the I? Fssssshhh.
Now they’re always going around saying "Fssssshh". "Can I get some fsssssssshhh?"
"Pete and Repeat were sitting on a fence. If Pete fell off, then who was left?"
Some weird joke that had something to do with some pimp who called his girls "crackers", and when he left them in a room with someone else he would always say "Don’t eat my crackers" and now they keep going around saying
"DON’T EAT MY CRACKAZZZ, DUGG"
There are sooo many more and it’s soooo annoying.
How do I get them to stfu?
I tell them to be quiet all the time, and they still won’t! None of their jokes make sense! If I say "be quiet" they say "DON’T EAT MY CRACKAZZ" "THIS BETTUR BE A NESQUIKKIE"
I want to hurt them! They never shut UP!!!
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Saturday, September 18th, 2010 at
8:12 pm
Comedian Saad Ahmed – loltribune.com
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What is your favorite funny one liner from a movie?
Saturday, September 18th, 2010 at
5:47 am
Mine is probably from "Grease"– If you can’t be an athelete, be an athletic supporter.
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jonas brothers quotes?
Friday, September 17th, 2010 at
10:52 am
JB FANS: DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY HILARIOUS JONAS BROTHERS QUOTES???
and as for the jobro haters: dont bother answering this question. because by answering this, you are wasting your time about someone you dont like so just dont answer. i am looking for jonas brothers quotes from people who actually LIKE them.
SO PEOPLE WHO LIKE THE JOBROS: ANY HILARIOUS QUOTES?
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Help! is this going somewhere?
Friday, September 17th, 2010 at
9:36 am
ok, so there is this guy i like that is only a year younger than me, but i think he likes me and i think i like him. he "steals" my cell phone so i have to literally chase him to get it back, he shows off a lot(it works 
he plays the violin, with me at school) he might volunteer at a summer camp like program to help with young violinists that my teacher is creating at our school, and when i asked him if he wanted to too, and mentioned off hand kinda that i was going to too, he said sure. and he is just super nice to me most of the time, and we are pretty much super comfortable talking to each other about a lot of stuff. wow, now that i reread that, i think we might have something. is this where relationships start and should i talk to him about it and ask him. if i should, what should i say, and NO CHEESY "PICK UP LINES!" should i have a heart to heart conversation, or would that scare him? i only have like 7 more days of school, so not a lot of time to figure it out. HELP PLEASE!!
ok, i don’t think i explained clearly enough about what’s going on. i guess its kinda like we are friends, but i think i want to be more than that. i think he knows i don’t have a boyfriend and all that stuff. all he really knows is what i tell him, and that hasn’t been a lot really because we are kinda friends, but he doesn’t like to talk about that kinda stuff, he’s more in the moment. like when he takes my cell, he’s like you are a slow runner and all that stuff. he complains about me and says i’m weird and everything, and yet he still hangs out with me and it’s not weird to talk to him about stuff anymore. we talk about teachers and we were working on something for the talent show with one of my other friends and that’s how we really got connected. we also went on a trip with the school and i think he flirted with me a lot. he let me wear his hat and said i looked good. this is a kinda stupid question to ask, but i just want to know. does all that mean he likes me? sorry. curious.
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Stand Up (Ronald) Reagan – HIlarious Jokes on Uproar Entertainment
Friday, September 17th, 2010 at
6:40 am
From his very first day in office Ronald Reagan endeared himself to millions of Americans with his affable, fun-loving personality. Now, for the first time, his most humorous tales and most amusing anecdotes are combined on one delightfully entertaining DVD and CD. It’s the human side of President Reagan … the Reagan who will always be remembered fondly. The Reagan everybody loved. bit.ly
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Thursday, September 16th, 2010 at
3:22 pm
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Hilarious video – Full of crazy pictures and quotes!
Thursday, September 16th, 2010 at
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Lots of crazy,random,freaky,funny, must see jokes!xx Thanx 2 photobucket SONG:: Bob Sinclair – Rock this party(Everybody dance now)
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What is the "joke" that has people calling Mitt Romney a 'Racist'?
Thursday, September 16th, 2010 at
12:03 pm
The one he told one of his entourage in Canada while visiting the slush Olympics?