Or quotes if you have more than one.
Five of my favorites:
I’m not outta order! You’re outta order! The whole freakin’ system’s outta order! You want the truth? You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth! ‘Cause when you reach over and stick your hand into a pile of goo that used to be your best friend’s face, you’ll know what to do! Forget it, Marge — it’s Chinatown!
I can’t live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors – oh, I’ll never be the darling of the so-called city fathers, who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about what’s to be done with this Homer Simpson?!
I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals faa-laming.
Dear Homer, IOU one emergency donut. Signed Homer. Bastard! He’s always one step ahead.
I wonder where Bart is, his dinner’s getting all cold… and eaten.
When I got down to thinking about it, I have never seen an african american comic "NOT" throw a race joke into his routine. WHY? I know of a whole bunch of white comedians who do a whole routine without any racially inspired jokes.
No im not saying african americans suck at comedy or putting down the man. There is some really funny black guys out there with crazy amounts of talent.
But ive never EVER herd a black comedian do a whole routine without the race issue.
Or maybe some of you all know of a few who havent and perhaps Ive over looked some?
Tell me your favotie funniest pick up line.
Please don’t say "I don’t like pick up lines" Because I don’t care you . Go answer a different question. Thanks
I want any jokes you have long or short, jokes, riddles, pick up lines, one liners, or ever wonder like how come the glue doesn’t stick to the inside of the bottle things like that. Dirty or clean I don’t care
Pick one or more.
1. Why do we wash bath towels, aren’t we clean when we use them?
2. Can atheists get home insurance for acts of God?
3. Have you ever wondered why Trix are for kids?
4. What would you use to dilute water?
5. If practice makes perfect, & nobody’s perfect. then why practice?
5. Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn’t wear pants?
