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Horatio Caine tribute! Fun video full of H cheese and some of my favourite one-liners in CSI Miami. Not a mushy video just cool moments. Please comment. I own nothing! Watch in HQ for full effect! Horation Caine is the man!
1. Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose: it’s how drunk you get.
2. Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother just to Home Simpsonget one! But you can’t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!
3. What’s the point of going out? We’re just going to wind up back here anyway.
4. I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman.
5. Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs.
6. Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin… but what good does that do me?
7. I hope I didn’t brain my damage.
8. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals… except the weasel.
9. Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
10. How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
11. Old people don’t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
12. Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true!
13. How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze.
14. You don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way.
15. Oh, I’m in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don’t have to listen to myself. I’m drunk.
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So…first of all, I was wondering if anyone knew how much it costs at Ulta to get your nails done, if they do nails.
Second, if I was considering to die my hair a lighter color (i have redish light brown, we call it dirty strawberry blonde) what should I do about my eyebrows, in case they are darker than my hair? i dont want it to look unnatural (i was thinking of getting a little darker color at the roots so it would blend better, or using a lighter brow liner)
Also, what kind of dye would you recommend (i want it semi-permanent, but easy to dye bakc to my natural color if i want my roots to grow back out).
Thanks, I appreciate any and all recommendations:)
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part 5 medaifire link later
"ur so good lookin, i forgot my pickup line."
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"i saw you from across the room and tripped walkin over here, im gonna need ur name and number for insurance reasons"
The third vid in the series DI promise there will be more to come
I’m making a really long list of my favorite movie quote, there are so many, but of course I couldn’t think of any right then! Some of my favorite movies/tv shows:Any adam sandler movie, Dumb and dumber, night at the roxbury, anchorman. The office, arrested development, psych, or anything like that.
oh ya and I like Family Guy too
