*Thoughts from 25-35 year olds* (No I did not write, these but I find them very comical !)
1. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
2. Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you’re going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you’re crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.
3. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
4. LOL has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".
5. Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron test is absolutely petrifying.
6. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said?
7. While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to avoid it…thanks Mario Kart.
8. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
9. Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I’m from, this shouldn’t be a problem….
10. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you’ve made up your mind that you just aren’t doing anything productive for the rest of the day.
11. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
12. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dammit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What’d you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone and run away?
13. I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it’s on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.
14. Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles…
15. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?
Which one is your favorite? I think mine are 7 and 12 !
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