ok so everyday i have a joke of the day for my friend..but as the days go im running low..ha that rhymed..anywho..
we have a sick mind so jokes about sperm and semen and stuff is great! and we’re girls soo we like stuff that makes guys look like whores lol
and preferrably one liners instead of long jokes..example one would be what did they receptionist from the sperm clinic tell her clients as they were leaving? thanks for coming!
Doctor: "I’ve got very bad news. You’ve got cancer and Alzheimer’s."
Patient: "Well, at least I don’t have cancer"
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Wife: Doctor My husband thinks he’s a satellite dish.
Doctor: Don’t worry I can cure him.
Wife: I don’t want him cured I want you to adjust him to get the movie channel.
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Bob to X-ray technician after swallowing some money:
"Do you see any change in me?"
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Nurse: Doctor, the man you’ve just treated collapsed on the front step what should I do?
Doctor: Turn him around so it looks like he was just arriving!
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Did you hear about the Siamese twins?
Everything goes in one ear and out the brother.
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Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine?
He’s fully recovered.
One of my most popular videos! Thanks for all the views and subscribes! I made a quick video showing all the quotes Sho has in the game (Japanese included). I didn’t include his grunts and groaning cause they seemed like a waste of space. I have to admit, his character personality is once in a life time. His quotes are hilarious, so enjoy you zetta sons of digits! *sorry the end got cut off, he says sorosoro jikanda (or something spelled like that) which basically means it’s time.
I recorded this in 1976 when school was out during summer vacation. I used to enjoy watching this show. George Gobel & Paul Lynde were both hilarious. I decided to record only those 2 guys for a week or so. I recently found the cassette tape and transferred it here for the rest of the world to enjoy. I hope you do!
It’s a joke a parody really, about a lady/mother who invents a ball too place your baby in and be able to shake the baby, scream, yell, hit the ball, throw it down the stairs ect ect without the infant being injured at all.
I know they are trying to be funny, but watching this, I just can’t even imagine how they thought this would even be a funny thing to put out.
Babies die all the time from being shaking and hurt/abused and to just make light of it by talking about a fake invention…really sickened me.
Of course, I may have taken it overboard because I am pregnant and definitely hormonal, but seriously, in the beginning of the video it says "now sometimes your baby is fed and diapered and still crying, whether it be over teething or colic"….seriously, do parents really think of actually harming their tiny, helpless infants over some crying and fussing?? This is just absurd to me.
It goes along the same lines of the iPhone having a "baby shaking" game for .99 where you shake your phone as hard as you can to quite the baby, but without injuring the crying baby on the screen otherwise if you shake it too hard, the baby will die. WTF is wrong with the world today that we are creating these little "funny" shorts and games that mock injuring a baby?
Am I just a little overboard and hormonal about it all, or really, is it that funny to people?
I also have a 23 month old son and NEVER, not ONCE in his entire life did shaking him ever, EVER cross my mind. I just don’t understand it.
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
or good old ones that kids have seen.