-I went to the store to buy some camoflague pants.. i couldn’t find any.
-Someone complimented me on my driving..let me a note on the windshield.. it said "Parking Fine" so that was nice.
-Cross country skiing is great..if you live in a small country
-First thing i do when i buy a new phone..is press redial
-I plugged my new phone where my blender used to be.. I called someone they said "ahhhhh"
My boyfriend I have been together for just about three years now. In the beginning, we were having tons of sex, but that has changed dramatically this past year. We hardly ever have sex. I have tried everything, literally. I have gone to strip clubs, watched pornos, bought stuff from a sex shop. I have tried different positions, I actually bought a 365 different sex position book and we looked it over together to pick out positions we liked. I have gone to bed naked, woke him up early by trying to give oral. I try sending him sexy texts, leaving dirty messages, even sending provocative photos. Nothing works. He says he is too tired, or his famous line, "in the morning," then in the morning he says it’s too early, maybe later.
I am at a total loss here. Every other aspect of our relationship is wonderful. We take lots of vacations, we go out all the time, I sleep at his house almost every night, or he sleeps at mine. There is no time for him to be cheating.
I am getting sick of taking care of things myself, and am just at the point of cheating or walking out.
I have tried talking to him and he says that it is all i think about, or he doesn’t take me seriously. I am about to lose it, but I don’t want to do anything stupid.
Someone please give me some good advice. Is sex really this important and should I be trying this hard???
I redded the paper with black
smeared it all round
so no words could be seen.
I trampled it,
wadded it up and threw it in the bin.
I did not go so far as to build a house around it,
as Poe’s poems do…
I simply wanted the truth to go away.
hi here are some bleach moments that i really enjoyed and i hope that you will do the same thing… it is about ichigo rukia yoruichi orihime and i will make another one soon…so please enjoy and leave comments.
I have been saving this joke for a while. i couldn’t think of a good name for it so I just went with random joke. I hope you enjoy it. Please rate subscribe and comment. Thanks =D
okay this was just from one interview and i cant remember where in Asia this was! that’s why i wrote Asia BTW I WROTE SOMETHING WRONG ON THE TONGUE TWISTERS I THINK SO DONT MIND THAT LMAO! i think it’s taiwan or malaysia. not sure.. but yeah, omg i laughed so hard when i heard these things, i had to share them with you! LMAO “i’d let her scream” LMFAO sorry, still cracking me up! (; you can let me scream too, Tom