We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
There are two times a man doesn’t understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage!
A successful husband is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man!
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife!
A man will pay .00 for a .00 item he wants. A woman will pay .00 for a .00 item she does not want!
Married man live longer than a single man, but married man are lot more willing to die!
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course…at least he’ll shut up after you let him in!
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Any married man should forget his mistakes because there is no use in remembering two people the same thing.
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all !
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does.
She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in!"
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
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