what are some hilarious movie quotes?
Thursday, April 22nd, 2010 at
1:19 pm
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Some quotes from really funny movies, stoner movies and so on…. Thanks …ps dont forget the name of the movie
Archive for April, 2010
Moonlighting (season 2×4): The Dream Sequence…
Thursday, April 22nd, 2010 at
1:07 pm
“The Dream Sequence Always Rings Twice” Maddie and David dream up their own version of what happened in a past murder. Best Romantic Comedy on TV. Funniest moments. Best Detective romantic comedy on tv. They don’t make ‘em like they used to! Cybill Shepherd (Maddie Hayes) was an absolute GODDESS in this show, while Bruce Willis (David Addison) was hilarious with the rapid fire one liners. If “His Girl Friday” was turned into a TV show, it would be like this.
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Do you have any hilarious jokes that you are sure will make me laugh?
Thursday, April 22nd, 2010 at
6:39 am
Cuz I really feel like laughing right now. I don’t care if the joke is stale because I just wanna see what you got. Just make sure it makes me laugh. An don’t worry, I laugh at a lot of things. I’ll probably laugh at your joke even when it’s not funny. Post whatever you feel is funny. Nothing rude though. UNLESS IT’S FUNNY!
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I pose a challenge for you! Do you dare try to make me giggle? (Make me laugh and get ten points!)?
Thursday, April 22nd, 2010 at
3:19 am
Okay, so I want to mash up regular sentences a bit! Create a sentence that has a regular beginning and then an absurdly funny ending. (Like this: [bleh bleh bleh]<–whats regular [bleh blah bleh]<– whats funny)
Or just tell me jokes to relay to my sister. One liners or something that is actually hilarious!
And don’t forget all the little children that would be present Dan!=o
i was replying to the comment made by Dan (the first poster)..LOL.
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Jewelry Making with Beaducation, Stamping on Metal Part 2
Wednesday, April 21st, 2010 at
4:01 pm
Join Lisa Niven Kelly from beaducation.com and learn all the basics on getting started with stamping. Learn how to personalize your jewelry by stamping on metal. In this demo, Lisa discusses the necessary tools and teaches you how to make a pendant by stamping on a metal blank, punching a hole, and oxidizing. So get out your letter stamps, bench block, and hammer and stamp away! For more information about our jewelry making classes, visit us at beaducation.com
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Amanda + KG-Tea For Two
Wednesday, April 21st, 2010 at
3:21 pm
To book them, call their HQ in KL at 03- 78807343. Or visit their website at empireshowbiz.com.my Lovely Vocalist and Multi-Instrumentalist Ms Amanda on the curved Soprano Saxophone and Maestro Musician and equally brilliant Multi-Instrumentalist Mr KG Tan on the Keyboard playing Jazz and easy listening songs. The witty KG is a joy to have on stage with his hilarious one-liners too! Between them, they play Alto Saxophone, Soprano Saxophone,Clarinet, Dizi, Flute,Piano, Drum, Percussion, Erhu, Guzeng, Keyboard, Violin, Red Indian Flute,Upright Acoustic Bass, Guitar,Viola and Irish Tin Whistle. That’s far more than any duo can play in Malaysia..but they normally play Soprano Saxophone, Keyboard and sing. They are highly skilled Song Writers, TV and Radio Commcercial Voice-Over Talents and have produced many soundtrack for Education, Documentary and Contemporary Albums for Malaysian Artistes. Ms Amanda is also TV2′s National Newscaster, TV Presenter and TV Host. You may have heard her voice in MAS’ in-flight entertainment programs, DIgi’s Yellow Man TV ad, Pantene, Proton, Perodua, Visiber, K-Link, Amway and many, many more! Mr KG is one of the members of the legendary Malay Pop yeh yeh Band called ‘M.Shariff & the Zurah II’. He is often mentioned by many as among the finest ever professional Musicians and the most complete Entertainer in Malaysia, equally as ease playing Jazz, Classical, Latin, Dangdut, Chinese, Japanese, Hindustan,Pop, Rock, Funk, R & B, Rock and Roll and …
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Hangover is the funniest movie of all time do you agree?
Wednesday, April 21st, 2010 at
3:23 am
Today I heard that “The Hangover” was named the funniest movie of all time which I think is such a fail. The hangover was adequately funny it was more interesting than funny now if it was directed by someone like Judd Apataow it would of probably been balls out hilarious because Judd has these one liners that just make u wanna cry for example
Superbad: “She looked me in the eyes and said mommas making a pubic salad and she needs some seths own dressing”
“Mc Lovin what are you trying to be an irish R&B singer”
Knocked up: “You think I made a dick skinned condom what did I hollow out a penis and put it on”
“I just have a question. Do you use that Canadian flag tattoo as sorta like a cum target. How many points do you get if you hit the leaf like a million.” “Jonah this is a tribute to my country and my country men. I always aim right.” “Right into a dudes ass”
Anchorman: “Its so hot. Milk was a bad choice”
The hangover had barely anything funny about it except for maybe “Not you fat Jesus” and the rest of the dialouge and actions weren’t funny it was entertaining but certainly not the funnies of the decade or all time
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What are some funny clean simple one liners?
Tuesday, April 20th, 2010 at
8:36 pm
What are some funny clean simple one liners?
I’m looking for some simple clever jokes like the "it smells like up dog" joke.’
Something that you can say anytime and something funny,
Especially something that will make girls laugh and stuff.
THANKS!
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Stewart Francis Live
Tuesday, April 20th, 2010 at
3:18 pm
One of my favorite comedians… Stewart Francis is the host of YOU BET YOUR ASS at the time, but he is not completely void of his best acts; comedy. Mr. Francis, who can trace himself to Canada, uses an almost exclusive library of one-liner jokes. He starts his brief but POWERFULLY funny jokes off, then before he reaches the end of it, he usually turns it around so that it really is a sucker-punch of comedy. Many of his best jokes are contained in this live video, and of course any videos you would see of him doing comedy rather than hosting that show is live anyway. Here’s his “Mock the Week” appearance in-case you didn’t catch the link provided in the video: www.youtube.com
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Another hilarious joke! star please!?
Tuesday, April 20th, 2010 at
3:20 am
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.
When they get there they are stopped by St. Peter, who then says, "Sorry, heaven’s crowding up, so you need to answer a question correctly, or else you can’t get in."
He looks at the teacher, and asks her: "What was the name of the famous ocean-liner that sank after hitting an iceberg?" "Oh, that’s easy," the teacher replied, "the Titanic." So St. Peter let her into heaven.
Next he turned to the petty thief. "How many people died on that ship?" St. Peter asked. "Oooh, that’s tough, but I saw the movie, and it was 1, 500." St. Peter stepped away and the thief walked into heaven.
Finally, St. Peter turned to the lawyer. He simply said to him: "Name them."