need one liner jokes, please help asap. dirty perfered?
Friday, April 2nd, 2010 at
8:58 pm
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Why do people respond to serious requests for vegetarian recipes and stuff with HILARIOUS jokes?
Friday, April 2nd, 2010 at
6:46 pm
It seems like whenever somebody asks a question around here they get at least one HILARIOUS vegetarian joke.
Here’s how the average question in the Vegetarian/Vegan section goes:
Question: "I’m looking for a good recipe for my vegetarian significant other, any ideas?"
Answer: "Vegetarian means bad hunter! LOL!"
Just as bad are the people who give recipes for non-vegetarian items. We get the point, people. You don’t like vegetarians. How would people like that feel if they asked for a nice pork recipe and we gave them a recipe for vegetarian chili or something?
Joe L, I’m sorry. I was in a bad mood today. I totally misread between the lines of your question. What I said WAS rude and immature and I’ll try to be less irritable in the future.
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Do women find this attractive?
Friday, April 2nd, 2010 at
5:47 pm
I am 18, about 178 cm (5"11′), have quite an athletic (wide shouldered) physique, and am toned but am not overly muscular. I have shaggy brown (with a tint of orange) hair which hasn’t been cut (nor washed) for over a year, and I am attempting to grow a beard/goatee (emphasis on the "attempting").
I probably talk less than the average person, and have been referred to as "mysterious." When I do talk, I never engage in serious conversation. I often throw out stupid (and somewhat hilarious) one-liners. I would call myself witty, but I am often labelled as a clown.
I have had relationships, but none have lasted longer than a week because I am not "serious" enough. Should I change the way I behave in order to sustain a serious relationship?
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The Best Of The Rock – The Charleston
Friday, April 2nd, 2010 at
1:09 pm
Get your monkey ass out of The Rock’s picture! No Copyright Infringement intended. All clips belong to the WWE
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Hilarious Quotes and Sayings .wmv
Friday, April 2nd, 2010 at
4:06 am
this is my second video and i am sorry to say my music didn’t work i was going to have lady gaga playing but it didn’t work oh well
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Things I am not allowed to do on the island. Any ideas?
Thursday, April 1st, 2010 at
8:14 pm
Okay, there is a hilarious list on the internet called "things i am not allowed to do at hogwarts" I am trying to make a "Things i am not allowed to do on the island" referring to LOST. I have this so far:
I will not put sea urchins in People’s clothes
I will not play Hide and Seek with Walt in the “Dark Territory”
I will not follow Hurley around chanting “4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42.”
I will not ask Desmond for my morning horoscope.
The Hatch is not a secret stash of alchohol, and I should stop telling the rest of the Survivors that it is such.
Do not laugh at Sawyer’s nicknames and hilarious one-liners. This will just encourage him.
that is all i have sofar and i need some help
if you have ANY ideas please answer with them
thanks
<3
if you want to see the list of things i am not allowed to do at hogwarts, here’s the link: http://www.viridiandreams.net/articles/150-things-you-are-not-allowed-to-do-at-hogwarts.php
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my favorite is
Putting a snitch in Malfoy’s pants really isn’t all that funny. Even if it does make him scream like a girl.
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Kevin’s Zippy One Liners 2
Thursday, April 1st, 2010 at
3:31 pm
Read!!! 11th AMV…Hey everyone Happy Fourth of July. And what better way to serve up some Independance than by serving up some more of Kevin’s Zippy One Liners! So u know what to do..Sub Rate Comment ^_^
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Robin Kemp – The Zoot Suit Duke of the One-Liners at Walter Payton’s Roundhouse – November 19, 2009
Thursday, April 1st, 2010 at
10:36 am
Robin Kemp, the zoot suit duke of the one-liners – in all his glory…this dude is flat-out hilarious….Shaun Reinert on drum
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Funny one-liners?
Thursday, April 1st, 2010 at
6:04 am
Any funny one-liners you have?
Mine,
Kids in the backseat cause accidents, accidents in the backseat cause kids.
As I mentioned before, I never repeat myself.
Why is lemon juice made with artificial color, while the dish washing liquid is made with real lemons?
I bought a box of instant water and I didn’t know what to add.
If electricity made with electrons, does morality come from morons?
I accidentally spilled the spot remover liquid on my dog, … now he’s gone.
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Funny one-liners?
Thursday, April 1st, 2010 at
6:04 am
Any funny one-liners you have?
Mine,
Kids in the backseat cause accidents, accidents in the backseat cause kids.
As I mentioned before, I never repeat myself.
Why is lemon juice made with artificial color, while the dish washing liquid is made with real lemons?
I bought a box of instant water and I didn’t know what to add.
If electricity made with electrons, does morality come from morons?
I accidentally spilled the spot remover liquid on my dog, … now he’s gone.