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I’m looking for a quick funny one-liner to send via text message to this guy I like. Nothing lame or political please! Anything else goes! Thanks!
Season 4 only as i’ve already posted Qs on Seasons 1, 2 & 3. Feel free to tell me your fave one-liners from any character from the eps you choose too.
I really loved Yellow Fever as it was so funny!!! I love the part when Dean screams at the cat, runs away from the dog and of course, sings Eye Of The Tiger!!! I also loved Wishful Thinking as come on, Sucidal Teddy Beay anyone??? Hilarious!!!
Feel free to include more than one if you can’t choose just one.
Thanks, Lisa Michelle x x lol x x
kenneth from skins an a bunch of hilarious quotes.
A fun-filled adventure, featuring all of the characters from SCHWARTZ SCHOWS!! A fabulous spoof on an old, 1950′s sitcom. This short schow is filled with hilarious one-liners and, not to forget, plenty of sarcasm!
Cleaning My Balls by Cassy and Max
ok, i guess a lot of my friends think its "funny" when i do certain odd things. like for example, this one time we were at a party (a lot of us were in a huge pool) and i was with a group of my friends whom i knew really well (guys and girls) – a few of them suggested that i go up to random girls i didnt know and do one liners on them, & flirt w/them..
and i did lol it was quite fun seeing the girls reaction when i said what i said to them and stuff.. as my friends were all watching from a distance (in the pool as well) and laughing..
a few days later, i was with those friends again and this one friend of mine (whos a girl) kept on saying.. "hey, you gotta go up to random girls and flirt with them just like the other day, that was so funny!" and i kept sayin "no, im not really in the mood it wont be as funny now" and she kept on sayin stuff like.. "oh, c’mon i think it’ll be hilarious!" so i did it.. it wasnt as great as before, but my friend sure got a laugh out of it lol..
and so as i came back to my group of friends, (the one friend still laughing), my other friend (whos a girl) was like.. "whyd you do that?" and i said.. "idk, you know like in the pool the other day?.. so-in-so thought it was pretty funny" and she says "yeah, but.. you looked kinda embarassed, like you didnt wanna do it"…
now, does the one friend like you more if they enjoy the "stupid" things you do (in this case flirting with random girls) or is it indeed the OTHer – who considers – even tho its funny, you dont really like doing it sumtimes, and ur embarassed. but then again, maybe the other one just wants you to lighten up and realize people enjoy you.. or maybe not lol.
what do yall think? 
Laugh Camp: Dance your butt off! Enjoy Go-Go music, flashing lights and hilarious one-liners. Who will pop out of these tents? Pitch your tent and put on a smile! Guest: River, Sis, Momma Granny & Johnny Sizzle.
All the sunglasses moments from the great general (sunglasses and non-sunglasses) Caruso / Horatio Caine opening scenes montage originally compiled here: www.youtube.com
My best friend aka (Sister-4-Life) is having a baby due in April…she’s a teen mother, and we as her bestest friends are planning to give her a "surprise" baby shower. However we need more ideas…I have few planned here they are…
1. Select a theme for the shower….she likes Bratz and she is 15…..
2. Create your own decorations. place a framed photo of the parents-to-be on the gift table for a personal touch. Be sure to provide the mother-to-be with her own special chair next to the gifts and mark it by tying Balloons at the entrance.
4.Make a memorable centerpiece, Diaper cake or A stuffed animal in a basket with baby stuff surrounding it.
5.Decide on the menu. It can simply be cake and punch, chicken wings, Finger foods, sandwiches, fruit or fresh vegetable tray, Nachos and dip, chips n dip, assorted cubed cheeses and crackers, chicken salad, cookies, deviled egges. pasta salad.
6.Plan a variety of games: Some more active games are "Baby Hot Potato" where you pass a baby doll around a circle while you play a lullaby. Whoever is holding the baby when the music stops is out. Keep going until one person is left. Or "Diaper a Doll while Blind-folded." All you need is a doll, a diaper and safety pins and a dark blind-fold. "Baby Bottle Drink-off" is a hilarious game."
7.Gift Ideas for the mommy-to-be a thermometer, pacifiers, bottle, formula, liners (depending on the bottles preferred by mom), nail clipper kit, washcloths, hair brush and comb, travel bag dispenser that gives you a small bag to put dirty diapers into, a new outfit, burp cloth, nasal aspirator, a few diapers, and wipes. Johnson&Johnson also makes a take along pack that has travel size sampling of shampoo, desitin, lotion, powder, baby wash, and a soothing naturals nourishing lotion. Photo Album.
Make a coupon book good for:
•Whenever you need a baby sitter
•1 afternoon babysitting
•1 evening babysitting
•1 afternoon of errand-running
Baby tree- Make something that could hold money for the new born baby
What do you all think, are there anymore ideas for the theme, food, decorations, and how to set it up well for the surprise. I was thinking of holding it at our school in the commons area. Over by that way its a cafeteria where she can go and she will not see anything. That way they can make their way down that trail and then she will open her eyes and see what we have planned.
what are everyones funniest one liners, jokes, comebacks?
