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i love the movie and my favorite character is mona so i was wondering how many hilarious quotes mona said that you guys can tell me
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I need some good and funny one liners and quotes.
Example: "Some people are like slinkys; No purpose, but bring a smile to your face when pushed down stairs."
Best one, or if there are a lot posted by someone, wins!
Stand-up comedian Chris Turner performing a set of hilarious one-liners at The Free Beer Show, Oxford; to a sold out audience of 130, as support act for Reginald D. Hunter. Written & Performed by Chris Turner MC – Ben Van der Velde FBS Promoter – Paddy Luscombe Note: This set is almost exactly the same as the video of my set at Brookes, but with a much larger audience, so there’s much more laughter. All jokes (c) Chris Turner 2009
have to give some people a farewell and usually the traditon is to give them a title which is a short phrase or word which is funny and embarrassing..e.g we gave a guy who was full of himself the title of "I wish I were a woman so I could date a guy like me", we gave the bitch "Sugar, spice and nothing nice"..the self-obsessed one "me myself and I".. etc ..thanks guys, will really appreciate it
